I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS WHOLE PEACEFUL PARADISE SHIT!
I'm going to load up the pick-up truck with an overnight bag, gas it up and GO!
I'm going to head north on the Overseas Highway until it hits the Florida Turnpike and go north until I hit Deleon Springs and my empty oversized house that I can't afford to live in anyway.
No snarky teenager, no complaining husband. Just me and MOM, because she loves me no matter what!!
I want to go HOME!!!!! I want to shop in malls!! I want to see green forests and closet space and horses and goats and cows!! I want to see the turkeys in the yard at sunrise. I want to live in a house without WHITE walls....I hate WHITE walls.....I want to live in MY HOUSE, run around in MY HOUSE, decorate MY HOUSE. I want to.....I want to......I want.....(sniff sniff SOB SOB i feel a pity party coming on.......)
I want my real life back.
THERE! I FEEL BETTER NOW! GRRRRRR.......april fools!