Friday, April 4, 2008
DIARY OF A MAD HOUSEWIFE
My house is clean. I just finished cleaning it. It's 7:23 AM.
MY. HOUSE. IS. CLEAN.
Got up at 4:30AM, had some coffee with Papi, kissed him off to work. Then ACTION! Floors cleaned, bathroom cleaned, kitchen spotless, laundry done. Now just waiting for the dryer and the kid's room to be disinfected properly.
People mock my love for Clorox. But there's nothing like a clean house. Especially since I'll be working for the next few days. I have company coming in for the weekend. All I need to do is work, come home and crash. Dan will take care of the shmoozing.
I'm MAD............INSANE..........LOONY........but the house is CLEAN. Now I can sleep. Hotel Mojitogirl is open for business.
If any of these animals pees on the floor, I'm going to microwave them.