LATE BREAKING NEWS:
ALL CONTRACT PERSONNEL WILL REMAIN STATUS QUO EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. CONTRACTS WILL BE UP FOR EVALUATION IN JANUARY 2009 TO SEE IF THEY NEED TO MAKE ANY CHANGES IN POLICY.
yeah yeah..................................VICTORY!!!!!!!
Happy Friday to all-it's time to CELEBRATE!
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I am glad we get to keep all yall cool contract volk. Now, if we could only get the hospital to make staff positions so cuushy that everybody would want them, we could all be happy. Also, its delightful to read that which is written by actual literate people. I would love to discuss a pet project of mine with someone who knows the mysteries of the blog. It is called SPAEIEU. If you can pronounce it, we want you. It stands for the society for the preservation and extrapolation of irregular english usage. Our spelling and grammar is so ridiculous that we should utilize historical precedent to encourage non-standard usage. This is not a free for all! for example if 1 ox becomes 2 oxen, clearly, the plural of box is boxen. Start using it regularly. "I hear you are moving, shall I save you some boxen?" People will start using this because it instinctively sounds right. Are you with me! Let us tamper with our speech in a historicolinguistically correct way! Hail SPAEIEU(both pre and post great vowel shift pronunciations are acceptable.)share with all your language geeky friends and lets start a movement!!
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