Sunday, June 15, 2008

ETOH

There is a societal problem when your place of residence is known as "A drinking village with a fishing problem."

There is a problem when your best selling T-shirts say, "Rehab is for quitters" and "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."

There is a problem when over 60% of your clientele is either drunk, has a chronic illness related to their drinking, seizing because they're not drinking enough or dying of cirrhosis.

There's a big problem when the locals laugh it off and call it "Keys Disease."

Does anyone else find this to be a problem?

1 comment:

boredmedstudent said...

Hey mojitogirl,
Just found your blog and I LOVE it! The place I live in is absolutely the opposite of yours (as far as climate goes), so its nice to read about the beautiful beach and see some of the beach pictures you post. Keep up the good work! :)