ETOH

There is a societal problem when your place of residence is known as "A drinking village with a fishing problem."

There is a problem when your best selling T-shirts say, "Rehab is for quitters" and "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."

There is a problem when over 60% of your clientele is either drunk, has a chronic illness related to their drinking, seizing because they're not drinking enough or dying of cirrhosis.

There's a big problem when the locals laugh it off and call it "Keys Disease."

Does anyone else find this to be a problem?