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This last foreign body in rectum we retrieved was quite original. Maybe it's an ode to our reputation as a laid-back, sun-splashy drinking village.

It was a noodle (those styrofoam floaties that come in crayon colors that kids use to float in the pool) with a beer bottle (long neck, of course!) to make sure it went WAYYYYY UPPPPP into the descending colon.

Beat that!